
If you’re appraching a 5th wipe you should just take a shower.
If you’re appraching a 5th wipe you should just take a shower.
Life tip: If you’re curious if you’ve gotten fat, have a kid draw your picture.
Pretty sure the neighbors are impressed with the banging and screaming they heard.
Little do they know it was just me chasing a spider.
Just found some clothes my ex left here.
Perfect timing since I’m out of toilet paper.
While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that.