@Mr_goose007

Kids make friends in 5 seconds, adults make friends in 5 drinks.

@Mr_goose007

The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver…………we now have a situation in the kitchen.

@Mr_goose007

If I ever go missing, please put my photo on a Tequila bottle because nobody I know drinks milk.

@Mr_goose007

Auto correct tries to change the word “pussies” to “Aussies”…. Just saying.