Funny Tweeter

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Page of MrsRupertPupkin's best tweets

@MrsRupertPupkin : I love salad! Just wish it had the taste & texture of pizza.

@MrsRupertPupkin: You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, you can cry when the girl you used to babysit gets engaged before you do.

@MrsRupertPupkin: My cat tried to knock over my TV this morning. WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING?!