A cat is the animal equivalent of the girl who hated you for no reason in high school.
My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time.
Canada’s got it right, when they don’t want a citizen, they just convince them they have talent so they move to the US. #JustinBeiber
Disease doesn’t care if you are a celebrity, Micheal J. Fox has battled Parkinson for 22 years, and Jamie Lee Curtis is super irregular!