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@Ms_Moneypenny_ : Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

@Ms_Moneypenny_: You are right, 27 is "just a number" but I'm looking for a man, not a boy.

No offense.
PS: Save my number... just in case I change my mind.

@Ms_Moneypenny_: The 1st to apologize is the bravest. The 1st to forgive, the strongest. The 1st to forget, the happiest.nnThe first to kill the other, WINS.