Kids wont go to sleep so I’m playing hide&seek. And now they’ll never find me, because they aren’t old enough to drive or get into this bar.
A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show her how to get to the hospital.
So I pushed her under a bus.
Kids….because who doesn’t enjoy a fun game of “What the hell is that smell and whose room is it coming from?”
“You can’t tell me what to do! I do what I want!”- toddlers, teenagers and US congress
Every store should have one line for people who have their shit together.