@Muath_tu

Lil Wayne is like if a doctor’s handwriting came to life.

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Apparently you can’t get a sick leave just because you’re sick of seeing everyone at the office.

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I hate when I’m running away from monsters at the temple then crash into a tree and die because I wanted to collect all the gold.

@Muath_tu

I named my house “shape”, now I’m always in shape.

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My neighbor doesn’t like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there.

@Muath_tu

I believe in “you’re stupid” at first sight.

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If I set a cheese trap, I’d probably fall for it before the mouse.