@mulva74

Signed, sealed, delivered.
Me: Wrong address.

@Mulva74

And the he told me he was kilt shopping.
So, apparently I’m married to Braveheart.

@Mulva74

I feel sorry for people that haven’t found their true love. My sister is on her 5th.

@Mulva74

Yoga may be the key to your flexibility.
Alcohol is the key to mine.