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@NJFreudian : Sorry I called you a drunk, but in my defense, I didn't think you'd remember.

@NJFreudian: Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the town
Not a creature was Tweeting, cause favstar was down.

@NJFreudian: Which doesnt belong?

Camel
Polar Bear
Obama
Buffalo

Camel......It's the only one on the list that knows something about the Middle East

@NJFreudian: I think twitter is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.

@NJFreudian: My therapist asked me, "How would leaving twitter make you feel?"
I replied by asking him, "How would switching therapists make you feel?"