Sorry I called you a drunk, but in my defense, I didn’t think you’d remember.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the town
Not a creature was Tweeting, cause favstar was down.
Which doesnt belong?
Camel……It’s the only one on the list that knows something about the Middle East
I think twitter is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
My therapist asked me, “How would leaving twitter make you feel?”
I replied by asking him, “How would switching therapists make you feel?”