I dig my own Grave.
Adds Inter-ior designer to Resume.
Was up all night wondering, why do people compliment me for having all my shit together & yet still insult me for being full of it?
My stages of drunk:
1. You’re UGLY
2. You’re HOT
3. You’re BEAUTIFUL
4. Your HONOR in my defense……
My therapist says that to be happy in marriage, never go to sleep mad at each other. Been mad at my wife 2 months straight cause of insomnia
Marriage has taught me that communication is key. I talk to my therapist & she talks to hers. Its not perfect, but its progress.
If the opposite of impossible is Possible & the opposite of immature is Mature, you can conclude that i’m a very Portant person to some.
I wish my name was Grudge. This way my wife would hold on to me forever.
My neighbor introduced his wife to me as his better half. I returned the courtesy by introducing my wife to him as the lesser of two evils.