@NateMorrising

He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico.

@NateMorrising

I went for a job as a stunt double, I stubbed my toe on my way out the door. As soon as I stopped crying, I went to the interview. Bravery.

@NateMorrising

Anne Has A Problem

Anne Has A Solution

Anne Has A Will

Anne Hathaway

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Excuse me miss, you’re a cat – a man who doesn’t know how to cat call

@NateMorrising

For sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have bought a metal detector.