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Danke for calling Germany.
To order beer, press 1.
To order weapons, press 2.
To order philosophy, press 1 until it resembles a 2.

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A friend’s father had been using LOL to mean lots of love. This explained such messages as “Your grandmother’s in the hospital. LOL.”

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The power of art = theory.
The power of power = praxis.
The the of the = philosophy.

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My God: dead.
My world: disenchanted.
My invitation on LinkedIn: declined.

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Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media.

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New York: The city that never sleeps.
Berlin: The city that never sleeps until Sunday.
Paris: The city that never sleeps alone.