Boyfriend and Boy friend…..
See that little space between the second one?
Thats called the friend zone!
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down……
inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
I don’t care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I’m more pissed about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.
My IQ score says I’m intelligent. My dating history disagrees.
Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick the block up and put it back with the rest of it’s little Lego friends.