@NickBossRoss

A friend and I just decided that in 10 years if we aren’t married we will tell each other what’s honestly wrong about ourselves.

@NickBossRoss

You legally aren’t married until someone says, “haha but seriously” in their wedding speech.

@NickBossRoss

Prof asked if anyone liked comic books. I raised my hand. She didnt add anything or say why it mattered. Just wanted to isolate me socially.

@NickBossRoss

Are we sure that we’re supposed to look for a human to settle down with? Cause I’m discovering I have much more in common with this blanket.

@NickBossRoss

You’d think after 12 years of filming Boyhood someone would be like hey maybe we should make this good.

@NickBossRoss

Do you ever think Mr. Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?

@NickBossRoss

Johnny Depp always looks like he is just as confused by his “accent”

@NickBossRoss

When people say they want to give a voice to the voiceless I say like a ventriloquist?