A friend and I just decided that in 10 years if we aren’t married we will tell each other what’s honestly wrong about ourselves.
You legally aren’t married until someone says, “haha but seriously” in their wedding speech.
Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers.
Prof asked if anyone liked comic books. I raised my hand. She didnt add anything or say why it mattered. Just wanted to isolate me socially.
*slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*
Are we sure that we’re supposed to look for a human to settle down with? Cause I’m discovering I have much more in common with this blanket.
You’d think after 12 years of filming Boyhood someone would be like hey maybe we should make this good.
Do you ever think Mr. Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?
Johnny Depp always looks like he is just as confused by his “accent”
When people say they want to give a voice to the voiceless I say like a ventriloquist?