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Listen to your inner child. It’s the one that whisper-sings nursery rhymes when you feel alone in a dark hallway.

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I know I sound like a broken record but tomorrow I’ll sound like a misfiring engine and, next week, continuous loud television static.

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Talk to the hand. The hand is lonely and needs some company. What are you up to? How’s work? You look great. You want some tea?

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Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls. Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask.