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Page of NinjaFuneral's best tweets

@NinjaFuneral : Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that...

@NinjaFuneral: I hope this guy at the urinal next to me can see that I'm checking Twitter and not taking pictures.

@NinjaFuneral: I really hope we can call ninjas with red hair "ginjas".