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@NinsunG : I'm a pediatrician.

Oh, so you're into feet?

Uh no...children.

Isn't that illegal?

@NinsunG: Apparently, 4 people die every year trying to put their pants on...

- me, explaining to my (ex)boss why I went in with no pants