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Page of Nocturnesthesia's best tweets

@Nocturnesthesia : Went for a handshake and got snubbed. So I turned it into an impromptu Macarena dance, since I didn't wanna look stupid

@Nocturnesthesia: Neighbor may have just called the cops after hearing me yell at the cat for stealing my cheese bread