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@NonCombosMentos : *calls hotel front desk*
"Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?"
No sir, you will be billed for any-
"Someone robbed my mini bar"

@NonCombosMentos: *incoming text*
"hey bud can I crash at ur place"
Sure come on over
*sound of approaching airplane*