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@NotBachibawlz : Carried 9 oranges up to the cashier and she says "Ya want a box for them?"

"I was willing to pay" I said "but I guess we can fight for em"

@NotBachibawlz: Someday astronauts will land on the sun ....

Im hoping they're smart enough to do this at nighttime when it's not as hot

@NotBachibawlz: I yelled at my wife "Your miniskirt is way too short!!"

"Thats because its made for a woman" she replied "Now take it off & give it to me"