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@NotJPo : Wrong Hole!
- a love story
@NotJPo: Listen up, single people. You can only sleep with so many people. Sooooo many people. So so so many.
@NotJPo: Pantibros before pantihose?
@NotJPo: "Baby, I'm gonna make you mine."
- sweet talker forcing someone to be a coal miner
@NotJPo: In my house there are 5 females, 9423 pony tail holders, 49 bottles of nail polish, 8 justin bieber posters & 1 very patient, worn down man.
@NotJPo: Sodomy? SodoYOU. JK, please sodomy.
@NotJPo: "Don't kid yourself." - birth control
@NotJPo: Your wife will always agree to let you go out and get drunk with your friends and as long as you're smart and don't go.
@NotJPo: I may be delusional, but at least every single person I've ever met is in love with me
@NotJPo: "No more Mr Nice Guy"
~ Mr Nice Guy's eulogy