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Page of NotTodayEric's best tweets

@NotTodayEric : them: talk is cheap

me: two talks please

@NotTodayEric: If your trust issues began with a sugar cookies tin full of sewing supplies you’re my people.

@NotTodayEric: Alien: this planet sucks I don’t know how you do it

Me: *slowly opens pizza box*

Alien: dude

@NotTodayEric: Welcome to your 40’s: that kid dressed up like a cop is a cop.