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17: I’m locked out

Me: The spare key is in the fake rock behind the pillar

17: What’s the fake rock look like?

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Me: Will you miss me?

Him: Only if you run in a zig-zag pattern

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First thing heard on the news: “You’re gonna be wet by this time tomorrow morning”.

Kinda looking forward to Tuesday now