@Not_a_JesusGirl

There is nothing funnier than yelling “SHE’S STEALING MY BABY!” at a mom having a hard time with her kid in public.

@Not_a_JesusGirl

Playboy has started a new edition for married men with the same women featuring every month.

@Not_a_JesusGirl

I hate it when I’m at someone’s house and they ask stupid questions like “Who are you?” and “Is that a gun?”