I have social anxiety but am toxically polite. I faked plans to get out of talking to someone & then invited them to the fake plans.
How to stop checking someone’s Facebook page:
1. Delete your Facebook profile
2. Break your phone
3. Give away your laptop
The only ones awake 3am are the lonely & the loved.
And also the sick who have to take antibiotics & pain killers.
What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?
13 seconds of eye contact.
Act Like a Lady
Think Like a Man
Most importantly, talk in irrelevant cliches.
Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant.
Last weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot in a small intimiate ceremony attended by 20 of their closest children.
“Sleep is for the dead”. Yeah cos you look so alive when you’re yawning. #stupidsayings
Overheard at work: “that is music to my ears”. Where else would the music go smartypants?