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I keep randomly shouting out ‘Broccoli’ and ‘Cauliflower’ – I think I might have Florets.

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Man on train saying he’s in back-to-back meetings all day, I suggested trying face-to-face meetings. He left without thanking me.

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I always watch Goldeneye before cooking a microwave meal…