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@OW_Divine : The average American eats 46 slices of Pizza per year
So I guess you could say that I'm above average.
@OW_Divine: The movie jaws, except instead of the dramatic music before the shark eats someone, it plays Dory’s “just keep swimming”
@OW_Divine: like honestly if werewolves wanted to keep themselves lowkey then why is their name literally ‘we’re wolves’ i mean