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Page of OakHill_'s best tweets

@OakHill_ : Me: I like that racecar.

Her: You know that’s a palindrome.

Me *rolls eyes*: I’m pretty sure it’s a Ferrari.

@OakHill_: Griddle me this!!

- Batman villain ordering breakfast.

@OakHill_: Twitter: she's on to us

Me: No no..it doesn't matter, I love you

Twitter: I'm just an app

Me: 'Presses finger to twitter lips. Shhhhhh

@OakHill_: My nine year old stayed home with me today. The time is 11:30 am.

She has spoken more words today than I did in December.

@OakHill_: 911: How can I help you?
Me: MY HAND IS STUCK IN THIS PRINGLES CAN... I'M PANICKING
911: Let go of the chip Sir
Me: oh, ok....all good now

@OakHill_: Quidditch: A magical game played by aspiring wizards.

Squiditch: The most feared of all the Ocean STDs.

@OakHill_: Cabin 1: *coughs

Cabin 2: What’s the matter with him?

Cabin 3: Cabin Fever.

@OakHill_: Merry Christmas to everyone except the guy who wrote the instructions on how to put this trampoline together.

@OakHill_: If you kill the question, what do you bury?

The question remains.

@OakHill_: *bedtime*

Me: What does Winnie sleep in?

10: Dad... no

Me: POOJAMAS!!

10: I’ll go straight to sleep if you’ll just stop.