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@OakHill_ : Me: I like that racecar.
Her: You know that’s a palindrome.
Me *rolls eyes*: I’m pretty sure it’s a Ferrari.
@OakHill_: Griddle me this!!
- Batman villain ordering breakfast.
@OakHill_: Twitter: she's on to us
Me: No no..it doesn't matter, I love you
Twitter: I'm just an app
Me: 'Presses finger to twitter lips. Shhhhhh
@OakHill_: My nine year old stayed home with me today. The time is 11:30 am.
She has spoken more words today than I did in December.
@OakHill_: 911: How can I help you?
Me: MY HAND IS STUCK IN THIS PRINGLES CAN... I'M PANICKING
911: Let go of the chip Sir
Me: oh, ok....all good now
@OakHill_: Quidditch: A magical game played by aspiring wizards.
Squiditch: The most feared of all the Ocean STDs.
@OakHill_: Cabin 1: *coughs
Cabin 2: What’s the matter with him?
Cabin 3: Cabin Fever.
@OakHill_: Merry Christmas to everyone except the guy who wrote the instructions on how to put this trampoline together.
@OakHill_: If you kill the question, what do you bury?
The question remains.
Me: What does Winnie sleep in?
10: Dad... no
10: I’ll go straight to sleep if you’ll just stop.