@Office_Dolt

Daylight Saving Time is a scam. It was originally pushed through Congress by Big Candle.

@Office_Dolt

Her: I haven’t had sex in so long, I miss it
Me: Well we could…
Her: Not that much.

@Office_Dolt

Being stuck at home for the last 3 months and waiting for FedEx today makes me understand why dogs go nuts when the mailman shows up.