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When I’m driving I listen to the country station because it makes me want to get to my destination faster.

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My fathers wife bought a “Christian cookbook” I didn’t even know they had different recipes, I’ve been eating sin all along.

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I just accidentally opened the door for a jehovah’s Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away.