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@OneLastStranger : Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out..you have issues bro
@OneLastStranger: When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, "HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME."
@OneLastStranger: Brains are awesome... I wish everyone had one.