@OohSnapItsChris

Anyone want to volunteer to dress up as a dragon for me and kidnap my girlfriend?

I always wanted to save a princess.

No weirdos please

@OohSnapItsChris

Girls love a mysterious man, shiny things and a good chase. Supposedly that doesn’t mean put on a mask & run after her with a knife.

@OohSnapItsChris

I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder

@OohSnapItsChris

Party Questions by age

1-12: Will there be a Bouncy House?
17-20: Will there be alcohol?
22-27: Theres no kids right?
30+ Who’s bday is it?

@OohSnapItsChris

My financial advisor told me that I could catch up on my bills if I stopped buying so much pizza.
We laughed and laughed.
Then I fired him.