@OrigamiDad

boyfriend [peels, chops, & salts eggplant. purees stewed tomatoes. minces garlic. chops onions. grates cheese. sautés and bakes.]: babe, i made you dinner!

me [pours milk on cornflakes]: babe, i made you breakfast!

@OrigamiDad

age 12: fell off of bike at high velocity onto gravel road. biked 5 miles home

age 42: used wrong pillow. back was nonfunctional for 2 days.