Funny Tweeter

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Page of PPathole's best tweets

@PPathole : Me: I’m a programmer.

Person 1: “make my website pls”

Person 2: “I have a billion dollar idea”

Person 3: “can you fix my printer?”

Person 4: “How do I create a table of contents in Microsoft Word?”

Neighbor: "Can you fix the building's elevator?"