@P_o_n_k: BEE 1: You get 1 chance to sting someone, so make sure they're a threat.
BEE 2: Well that guy's over there walking.
BEE 1: He's doing WHAT
@P_o_n_k: BEAR: You tryna fight, bro?
SHARK: Just name a place
BEAR: Parking lot. 4 o' clock. Come alone
SHARK: Like...like an underwater parking lot?
@P_o_n_k: MURDERER: *kicks down my door*
ME: *frantically picking up pizza boxes* oh my god you caught me in the middle of tidying up haha
ME: This is literally my most vulnerable, unexpecting, and relaxed state
SHAMPOO BOTTLE: Seems like a good time to hit the ground
@P_o_n_k: BRUNO MARS: I'd catch a grenade for ya
ME: Thanks, but I'd probably still die.
BRUNO MARS: Jump in front of a train for ya
BOSS: I'll kill whoever snitched on us
ME (from a much nicer and furnished cell): I guess we'll never know.
@P_o_n_k: DR. BABY: Ma'am, I'm sorry. We were unable to reattach your husband's nose
WOMAN: *Cries into hands*
DR. BABY: Wait where did she go