@PatsATweetin: eve: oH IM aDaM aNd I WoNT eAT aN ApPle
eve: lighten up i'm just ribbing you
@PatsATweetin: clapton: and this one's called 'cocaine'
record label: it's a bit on the nose.
clapton: *sniffs* still there?
@PatsATweetin: Agent: I have a script for you.
Daniel Radcliffe: Is it weird?
Radcliffe: I'll do it.
@PatsATweetin: Gwyneth Paltrow: *gestures down there* I need this waxed
Yankee Candle: Please leave
@PatsATweetin: Scar didn't murder Mufasa. It's a cat's natural instinct to knock things off ledges