*calls lost & found*
Me: Have you seen my patience?
L&F: Hold on a second.
*throws caution to the wind*
*blows right back into face*
Me: collaborate and listen
Me: you forget about me
Me: teacher, leave them kids alone
Two heads aren’t better than one if you’re both stupid.
Some people are glistening beacons of nope.
I’ve never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo.
I’m old enough to remember being the tv remote.
A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk.
Just because I’m smiling doesn’t necessarily mean that I like you. I might be picturing you on fire.
Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know.