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@PeachyPixel8: You have tattoos and curves?
You're also batshit crazy?
*takes off pants*
You listen to Paramore?
*puts on clothes*
@PeachyPixel8: The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was NOT letting his friends and family know he was good with computers.
@PeachyPixel8: Coming Soon
Jason Statham is a reluctant thief with a heart of gold
PUNCH McEXPLODEY CAR MAN
*fade to black*
@PeachyPixel8: I JUST DRUNK 37 MONSTER ENERGYS AND NOW I CAN SMELL ABSTRACT LEGISLATIVE EUPHEMISMS
@PeachyPixel8: Be myself?
You don't care if I ever get laid again, do you?