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@PearlsFromMyrna : If Barb wears leopard print to another funeral, I’m buying a dart gun.

@PearlsFromMyrna: I have decided to take a martial arts class to deal with the mall’s aggressive kiosk people.

@PearlsFromMyrna: Evelyn says Betty's Daughter is a lesbian but I've never noticed an accent.