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Mildred’s cat, Mildred, is missing.

On a related note, Mildred named her cat Mildred.

Which is probably why the cat left in the first place.

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I have no idea who these famous people are. We need to go back to three channels.

@PearlsFromMyrna

I had an unsettling dream. Someone came into my house and placed my Precious Moments figurines in compromising positions.

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I have decided to take a martial arts class to deal with the mall’s aggressive kiosk people.

@PearlsFromMyrna

Evelyn says Betty’s Daughter is a lesbian but I’ve never noticed an accent.