Mildred’s cat, Mildred, is missing.
On a related note, Mildred named her cat Mildred.
Which is probably why the cat left in the first place.
I have no idea who these famous people are. We need to go back to three channels.
Social distancing requires a good supply of air horns.
I had an unsettling dream. Someone came into my house and placed my Precious Moments figurines in compromising positions.
If Barb wears leopard print to another funeral, I’m buying a dart gun.
I have decided to take a martial arts class to deal with the mall’s aggressive kiosk people.
Evelyn says Betty’s Daughter is a lesbian but I’ve never noticed an accent.