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@Pee_And_Giggles : 18: You & I are getting fat bec. u cook so damn good! IT'S.ALL.YOUR.FAULT!

I was insulted, complimented, then scolded in under 2.5 seconds.

@Pee_And_Giggles: 19: Help me think of a tweet.

Me: I'm sorry for the never-ending selfies, duck lip poses, & whining about how hard my life is.

19: Maaaaa!

@Pee_And_Giggles: My 84 mother to my 19: Make-up sure does wonders but you don't want your future husband waking up wondering who you are in the morning.