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Page of Phantasmagoriax's best tweets

@Phantasmagoriax : If I ever die, my phone better go with me or there will be some pissed off people at my funeral.

@Phantasmagoriax: If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone.