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@PharmerRPh : Judge: "Reason for divorce?"
Me: "Reconcilable differences."
Judge: "Don't you mean irreconcilable?"
Me: "Ugh. You sound just like her."
@PharmerRPh: Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite.