Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

We're redesigning Funny Tweeter. Your feedback is always welcome. Talk to us at @funTweeters

Page of PharmerRPh's best tweets

@PharmerRPh : Judge: "Reason for divorce?"

Me: "Reconcilable differences."

Judge: "Don't you mean irreconcilable?"

Me: "Ugh. You sound just like her."

@PharmerRPh: Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite.