It makes me sad that the closest I’ll ever get to ‘hulking out’ is splitting my trousers when I bend over.
Asked my 65yo mom what she’d like for Christmas and she said “Surprise me”.
Hope she likes her new pet python.
Apparently, driving past police cars while drinking water from an old vodka bottle isn’t ‘funny’ and is technically ‘wasting’ police time 🙁
iPhone 5s fitted with fingerprint recognition.
I’ll sleep easier knowing that if my phone gets stolen, they’ll likely chop off my hand too.
I’ve removed swim with dolphins from my bucket list. Mainly cos I can’t swim and drowning with dolphins doesn’t have quite the same appeal.
Kate on Facebook can’t believe the ordacity of some people.
I can’t believe the audacity of people who use big words that they can’t spell.