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Page of PimpBillClinton's best tweets

@PimpBillClinton : Anyone else wake up in a grass skirt and coconut bra?

@PimpBillClinton: Ladies, don't tell me you care about the environment if you don't support my "Share a Shower" water conservation program.

@PimpBillClinton: To all the chicks on Twitter who complain about never getting laid, turn your location on.

@PimpBillClinton: Kinky = using a feather. Perverted = using the whole chicken.

@PimpBillClinton: The replacement refs pulled a @KimKardashian last night (screwed 53 rich black guys at the same time).

@PimpBillClinton: Last night I finally slept with a woman who has a Coke bottle figure. Unfortunately, she was a 3 liter.