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My son didn’t think it was funny when I told him go “go forth and multiply” before his math exam.

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Blood was spilled, curses were uttered, tears were shed, muscles were sprained and dowlings were thrown away, but an IKEA shelf was born.

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Looking on the bright side of being in quarantine… Now all those stolen office supplies just look like good planning.

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You haven’t seen rage until you’ve seen a group of women waiting for a yoga instructor who no-shows.

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Me: Weeds are just plants that grow where they’re not wanted.

Sears Employee: Ma’am, you can’t move into the bedding department.

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Day 302 of my husband and I both working from home:

Me: *tapes note to microwave reminding coworkers to PLEASE CLEAN UP SPILLS THIS MICROWAVE IS FOR THE WHOLE OFFICE

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Me: *opening can of worms

Husband: Where the hell did that come from?

Me: I can’t resist a sale.

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My husband is grocery shopping so I’m using my phone tracker app to make sure I stay out of the house long enough for him to get home and put the groceries away.

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The journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step. They never tell you it’s downhill and you’ll be wearing slippers when it happens.

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March 2020: I’m going to take this time and learn to paint.

November 2020: Wow. I didn’t think you could get to the end of Netflix.