Tony Hawk Pro Skater implies the existence of an evil, parallel dimension Tony Hawk Anti Skater.
Will Smith: Here come the Men in Brown.
UPS Guy: You can just sign for your delivery?
Hey, Vanilla Ice? Remember when you told America that if there was a problem, you’d solve it?
Time to make good.
Starbucks Manager: I wish I could contact my dead grandma somehow
Me: I can put you in touch with a medium
Starbucks Manager: A what
I am in:
🔵 Fried Chicken
🔵 Chainsaw Massacre
🔘 First time in weeks
Me: Hey, do you wanna play Nintendo?
Dad: Actually that’s a Super Nintendo, it’s the newer version improved in practically every way.
Me Got it.
Dad: Where’s mom?
Me: Visiting Super Dad.
PlayStation: Install update?
Me: what update
PlayStation: NOT MUCH DATE, WHAT’S UP WITH YOU?
The animals in Australia are dangerous, but they’re the most dangerous in Queensland because they can move in any direction.
Me: Let’s consult the Magic Eight-ball
Eight-ball: STEAL A CAR.
Don’t pretend like your cat wouldn’t 100% microwave fish if they had half a chance.