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Tony Hawk Pro Skater implies the existence of an evil, parallel dimension Tony Hawk Anti Skater.

@PopeAwesomeXIII

Will Smith: Here come the Men in Brown.

UPS Guy: You can just sign for your delivery?

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Hey, Vanilla Ice? Remember when you told America that if there was a problem, you’d solve it?

Time to make good.

@PopeAwesomeXIII

Starbucks Manager: I wish I could contact my dead grandma somehow

Me: I can put you in touch with a medium

Starbucks Manager: A what

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I am in:
🔵 Kentucky
🔵 Texas
🔘 Pants

For the:
🔵 Fried Chicken
🔵 Chainsaw Massacre
🔘 First time in weeks

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Me: Hey, do you wanna play Nintendo?

Dad: Actually that’s a Super Nintendo, it’s the newer version improved in practically every way.

Me Got it.

Dad: Where’s mom?

Me: Visiting Super Dad.

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PlayStation: Install update?

Me: what update

PlayStation: NOT MUCH DATE, WHAT’S UP WITH YOU?

@PopeAwesomeXIII

The animals in Australia are dangerous, but they’re the most dangerous in Queensland because they can move in any direction.

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Don’t pretend like your cat wouldn’t 100% microwave fish if they had half a chance.