@Poutymcgee: *chugs down my 6th glass of wine and slams it on the table
Can I hold your baby?
@Poutymcgee: Murderer:You can't hide from me!
Murderer:BOOM BOOM BOOM LET ME HEAR YA SAY WEY-OH!
Me:WEY-OH! God Dammit.
@Poutymcgee: *takes a long drag from a cigarette
*points at your baby
What's wrong with your dog?
@Poutymcgee: SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YA!
*shakes Uncle Johns ashes in a gold plated ornate urn