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@Prero22 : "I'm so sorry", I go around whispering to people who've just woken up from a coma.
@Prero22: If you want to become a beatboxing champion, try zipping up a tight dress.
@Prero22: I feel guilty about being Asian because I didn't start playing the violin since I was born.
@Prero22: [Asking someone out]
Um...so do you want to come to my exorcism next week?
@Prero22: Person: It's not rocket science.
Rocket science [wipes forehead and exhales] : Whew! Nearly got caught there.
@Prero22: I have a splitting headache today.
Voldemort must be back from the dead and attempting to kill me.
@Prero22: A cheetah stalking its prey would be jealous of the way I pounce on the Skip Ad button on YT once the 5 seconds are up.