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Page of ProudFFAalumni's best tweets

@ProudFFAalumni : I came, I saw, the neighbors complained.

@ProudFFAalumni: Instead of accusing me of eating your leftover pie, ask yourself why you had any left to begin with, quitter

*said thru a mouthful of pie*

@ProudFFAalumni: woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going to be magical.

@ProudFFAalumni: My son's taking French and my daughter is learning sign language and now I have no idea what anyone's talking about anymore.