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@PussycatPlace : If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard.

@PussycatPlace: Everyone: Why don't you have kids?

*points to dead cactus*

@PussycatPlace: A parakeet that won't shut up equals dinner for fluffy tonight.

@PussycatPlace: A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, Doc, I’m horribly sick!

The doctor looks at her and asks, flu?

No, I drove here.